"If it don’t money, it don’t make sense!" I make money, money don’t make me!" from Gorilla Zoe (Don’t Make Sense single 2009). This seems to be the theme behind the film Bruno. Sascha Baron Cohen (Bruno) takes comedy to levels which white males wonder if being straight or gay is sanctioned by the public. Bruno is a different character than Borat, yet the homosexuality one could sense from the concession stands of a theater. TO be candid here, I am a hunger hyponotasense (hypocritical person without alot of common sense). Bottom line ladies and gents, save your nine bucks, and wait for You-tube to dl (down load) it. For many of us out there who think we have reached a new level of decadence via this film, you are correct and incorrect. As long as people like me will pay money to witness junk yard comedy, then Cohen will make the gay lifestyle the norm of America. The problem with that; Ancient Greece, Rome and some modern areas of Europe tried this without much success. To be sure how much influence does this community have on politics or style, ask Carrie Prejean (former Ms. CA).
"Fantastiq" exclaims Bruno throughout the Opus (Work) as he fights being gay, being straight, and casting satire at terrorism, the Middle East, Celebs, Milan Fashion Week. But don’t let the previews fool you, its grosser than before. The Greeks used many phallic symbols throughout their empire, but not Cohen. He simply uses his god given parts to gross us out. This movie should have received a "XX" rating. For those of you not 40 or older, back in ’70s there were the "X" rating. Some movies were given a "XX" or a "XXX." For these ratings, we hid in the trunk of a vehicle in order to watch it at a drive in. Today hell, I saw some 13 year olds in there! Before I start preaching, in order for civilization to work, there has to be an order. Just as in Government.
I don’t want to sound judgmental here. God gifts us all in different ways. How one utilizes their abilities towards their beliefs is up to them. Cohen apparently wants the world to acknowledge his gayness in film, and subliminally make it the coolest trend in the U. S. Communities in the Late Middle Ages such as Florence Italy would have found Bruno to be a Donatello or Michelangelo! There were over 17,000 citizens charged with open gay acts (starts with an "S") back from 1445-1465. Don’t believe me, check out "Mental Floss of the History of the World" by Steve Wiegand (2009). The only beef which T.o.C. (myself) has with Cohen is to leave the church alone. Then he puts his adopted baby on a Crucifix painting, walks down the Gaza strip mocking the Jewish faith. You know I deserved to be hit upside my head tonight; its comedy and nothing is off limits. Monty Python certainly did not worry about making the Church uneasy about it’s medieval practices.
Enough already; though we could have seen Transformers 2, i have a PS2 for that impotence of a theme. Much rather fight conscience over issues than just salivate over Megan Fox. There is a common theme between Cohen and most of us, we all want to be famous. Deep down rather you are a hunter (like the film) in Alabama, or working at Burger King, we all seek fame and fortune. Some of us do what is required or fate allows us the time and place to make this happen. This is what Hollywood and the American Dream is made of. But if someone has to sell their soul to get there, for Cole the truth, it’s mediocrity well done at my table.
Yet dedicated to Humanism as I might be, America has crossed a path bankers such as the Bildenberg Group are waiting to chip up all. Maybe it will be all being gay. Listen respect is my theme; as long as you stay on your side of the club. So this article is not a shot at gays or the alternative lifestyle. But historically once these practices are engorge, usually reproduction declines and diseases rise. But again who am I, T.o.C. (The Observer Cole). Humanism was a movement towards the appreciation of the Ancient Greek and Roman writers, paintings and architecture. It stressed human reasoning, without the Church or state alone, could dictate logic and reasoning for citizens in places like Renaissance Italy.
As usual My reviews include a music review; DJ Drama Volume 2 pass it by like a bill you don’t desire to pay. This mix tape creation loses all creative juices with loops uninspired and Drama needs to shave. His 9 o’clock shadow looks like a tattoo. Later on during this monologue, I am listening to Rick Ross with John Legend. Ross is going more commercial than AT&T or GM. He’ll end up like Hammer before its over. You can’t go mainstream on CD 2. A late shout out to Yayo and G-Unit on tour in Europe and Scandinavia beginning July 13. To the world save your money, say your prayers, and understand that usually wars, terrorists acts are all plots by fat bankers in the Bilderberg Group. There is no Al Queda, and there is no sense to Bruno, DJ Drama 2. The only thing tonight I believe in is Christianity is not gay, and I believe somebody soon is coming back, not happy!
If the world I live in is growing gay seeds like poppy fields in Afghanistan, than its time for me to find another world to be in. Like James Baldwin in the late fifties, who fled racist America to Paris, than mentally its time to get back to the hippie communies like in the late 60s. Call moi the History zip without the code. No one out there on factoid is entertaining you like my stealh staleness. My goal is to show more bling a ling glitter via verbs like my faded fillings!!! I have more cavities than the Grand Canyon. Say it, Say it down with Brugoo and up with Cole Bo!!!!! My upcoming book out about that chip, which is not a golf term or in a cookie. This is a RFID device the Bilderberg Group wants in your hand. Please google it, and say no to chips!!!
Peace to my readers.
This is T.o.C (The Observer Cole)








