"Slobbing, or nobbling," are terms used in J.K. Rowling’s latest Harry Potter novel to suggest character’s are making out.
Okay what is the point. Why we still go the distance in viewing another Harry Potter film. It is simple, the story connects with the adolescent inside of all of us. To be candid, I did not intend to see this movie. Like many detractors, my views of this series indicated "Enough already." At the very beginning of the movie, as the evil spirits are flying over a model of England, the viewer feels he or she is doing MACH 2; going really fast. It is like one of those body rides at EPCOT which make some sick. Plainly talking here, this movie rocks. Rather than dissect the plot and tell you who the Half Prince is, the audience is simply taken to a newer vision of what life or the world could be like without the Internet or modern technologies.
This movie is electric because the viewer connects with the orphan "Chosen One" Potter. Others may connect with his nemesis "Draco," or the red headed best friend "Weasely." This episode dealt with many of the characters growing up and falling in love. There is nothing cleaner in this world than a first love. This movie takes pieces of our realities and ties into the world of wonder, witchcraft, and emotions. Again this critic went into the movie determined to trash it from the beginning to the end. Yet the movie is clean, crisp like a fresh shirt from the laundromat. You want to go see it again just to feel good about humanity. There is no real violence, no profanity, and at leads our imaginations are protected like parents used to do with their young.
There will be another Harry Potter movie because the public will demand it. It goes to show that wholesome, clear, non toxic or sexually laced plots still sell and dominant that little kid inside of each of us. As a writer, I can only pray God might allow me to imagine a world like Potter’s where the common war of good and evil is waged without drugs, sex, or murder. There is only one casualty of this plot, and that is the head wizard, Harry’s foster like father, Professor Dumbledore. You could hear some fans wail through the theater. This character has been one of the columns of support throughout the series.
Though not familiar with the other five works, Director David Yates allows a Potter novice to enjoy this film. The script covers enough of the book and plot to keep devoted fans and new ones fascinated.The only plastic, opaque and boring scene; Harry and Dumbledore in a cave full of humped back goblins. The crystal island clearly looked like a stage Madonna tried to use recently (God rest the soul who was killed in that crash). Certainly the cubes should have been rainbowfied or glittered. As Potter drowns, a burning flame airborne goes cave borne and saves Potter.
Something which must be mentioned is Radcliffe is not comfortable playing Potter. Is it the character who is a nervous neely or is this Radcliffe? There are moments which his manhood shows in his acting. Yet he always seems to this humble viewer unsure of himself and the other characters. Seems to me Potter needs to Prozac or some drug to get the English melancholy spirt out of him. Nonetheless, Rowlling’s genus triumphs once again. She will never have to work, write or wipe her own (you get the idea) again LOL.
The spells, the chemistry, the Hogwarts hall, or that flying soccer game they play; whatever we like it and we have bought it. It is here to stay with us for another three episodes I think. My predication is we’ll get nuked and the following, Harry Potter and The Half Baked Princess (get it, nuked, us half baked, get it?). Harry will have spinners on his wheel chair and his broom will be icy with diamonds. Next time he might even have a fro. Then we could call him Hairy Player, or Hood Potter! Whatever, truly there should be an alternative tell of Potter from another ethnicity like Hoseo Plaudio, Hong Plodder, or Harris Platson. Whatever, there simply needs to be more ethnicity in the movie. One black is not enough. Okay sorry what am I a racist, no I am a white man listening to Tuff Crew "Back to the Wreck Shop (1989)." Why because this group, like Potter, will be forgotten, yet played on some virtual hand finger nail sized chip which is powered by our minds or tongues LOL? Who cares its’ my opinion right?
I love ya’ll, Potter rules because like a Nursing Home, it’s old, yet clean and full of humor we all have or may connect with.
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The next episode Harry and Granger will consumate their friendship and make some spell video on You-Tube. Than Dumbledorf will come back and shave, and then the characters will all die from the smell lol! His hairs will attack him and strangle his ass lol! You all wish you could flow like this. I flow like Michael Jackson drug scripts lol! R.I.P. M.J. but you took more drugs than Elvis, Cobain, Pac and Biggie all together. Hell Keith Richards probably called your ass an addict. Hell you invented the Amber Alert, except you called it "Off The Wall." Dennis Miller you need to hire me to write your lines, then shave and have your prostrate cleaned. Your liver has spots we can see on Google Earth LOL! I really do not care for what you and Bill say publically about Hip-Hop artists. They are more creative than a verbal Petrach (google him) or Socrates! If you criticize this article then Harry Potter will find your ass or Chuck Norris. Chuck does not need twitter, he follows the satillites above the Earth.
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