How to Get Rid of Cockroaches like a Redneck. I can imagine that somewhere there may be someone who adores roaches or cockroaches. They may enjoy their favorite roach they call Billybob or even Sallysue. That’s fine and dandy for them. However, there are some others, which cannot stand the thought of them, much less having any around.
Do you ever wonder how many types of roaches there are? Google it to find out just how many then maybe let the rest of us know it by writing a factoidz of your own. However, the palmetto bug is native I do believe, way down south as one of the most common type of bug we call roaches. Next, there are German roaches, they hitched a ride on a ship no doubt and then there is another type I am not sure of, although I think they are Asian roaches; however, each of them belongs outside.
“Outside“, spoken by the voice talents of Ashton Kutcher or @asplunk on twitter - twitter.com/aplusk - Elliot the deer in Open Season a children’s cartoon, which by the way is an excellent animated children’s movie.
Roaches have been wandering around eating, making waste and breeding since who really knows when and studies predict that they are bound to wander around long after humans finally exterminate themselves to death. Like any other type of wildlife creature, they should be outside as far as most folks are concerned.
This is why so many individuals are so interested in pest extermination. This is why I have decided to let out a secret family recipe for getting rid of roaches, so listen up. Here you will learn the green living redneck secret to getting rid of roaches and cockroaches. First, you need to gather your ingredients. The recipe for Redneck Roach Rid includes:
- Flour
- Bowl
- Onion
- Boric Acid
- Sharp Knife or Whopper-Chopper
- Something to Stir with or Use Your Hands
- Paper Towels, Napkins, or just the Cabinet Top
Chop up onion using the sharp knife. Alternately you can cut, chop and puree in the Whopper-Chopper, which in our family is lovingly called “Aunt Viola“ one of my great-aunts, since she was the only one in our family back then who could stand to cut up an onion and not worry for the shedding of tears. This was her job; she loved cutting and dicing for recipes.
In the bowl you will pour a handful of boric acid and two handfuls of flour, use what you have, the roaches don’t care whether you use plain or self-rising flour. Stir dry mixture together until blended. Next, you will pour in the cut, chopped or pureed onion into the dry mixture in the bowl. Stir this mixture thoroughly until blended.
After blending the Redneck Roach Rid, it will be in the form of dough. Pinch off meatball or smaller balls size and then roll into balls. Place the rolled Redneck Roach Rid balls onto the napkins, paper towel or just the cabinet top, according to your preferences as well as using what you have. Allow the balls to dry.
You can now place these balls in strategic and well-known places that roaches travel through. Knowing them, this could be just about anywhere. However, place the balls and then let them alone. The scent of the mixture will draw the roaches’ attention and they will eat of it heartily. Soon you will need to clean up the roach carcasses.
Success is yours, you now know how to get rid of cockroaches and roaches like a Redneck!
Note: If you are allergic to onions, flour or boric acid, it is not recommendable that you try this recipe and thank you for reading.
Note: This is a healthy recipe that will work well for those who are suffering the afflictions of pests such as roaches. For many allergy suffers, the use of chemical based spray pest killer can and will cause sever reactions. This can be avoided by using this rustic, green living, old homemade secret family recipe to get rid of roaches and cockroaches.
By the way, if you wonder about how to wash a cat like a redneck, you can find out right here.
* To Ashton Kutcher - No offence mentioning you in the same article with Redneck Roach Rid or roaches and cockroaches, man. I love your work, think you rock and wish you the best! See ya "outside"… By the way, I’m still trying to reach the numbers in your twitter challenge. Everyone Follow Me! :D
** To all you Rednecks out there, pass it on!
© 2009 Sara Valor
