Check out Jimi Hendrix’s "Who Knows" track performed with his band of Gypsy as you read this. Now before you engage this mental massage, turn your celly off, and turn the TV on mute. Now relax, and Say God is Great seven times. Again God is Great. At my tender age of 41 I have come to realize after dating many different women, Cougars are the true Queens of the Dating Dynasty Today. If you are alone, my age, and can wrap your mind around this concept, happiness may come to you like a tele marketer on your phone during dinner time. Over the last two years after coming back from the Iraqi Magical Mystery Tour, I said to self "There has got to a woman out there that can stand me, understand me, and me her!" Then via a dating site came to me, women who were in their 50s seeking left over Romance. I call it left over because at our respective ages, we get what is left. The true underlying reason I write is to persuade men my age to forgo chasing the College Gals, and the Thirty year olds out there. Most always want you to meet them out with their friends the first date. If you do this you will become like Napoleon was a Waterloo, surrounded by many different forces and worn out at the end. Anyway I met three women in 2007 who challenged my thinking of love with older women.
Ladies and Gentleman, last week I paused for our cause and did not finish this piece. My new lady friend bought me car, new tires and has put us up in a suite near EPCOT Center. Now for my male hombres out there, is it such a stretch to even consider dating an older woman. If not careful, you will get smoked like a blunt by a younger lady. For one, most are always looking for an upgrade (another guy with more cheddar). Two most have baggage which Southwest Airlines could not even track. Then there are those girl-friends who use that "Girl’s Night Out!" as an excuse to go play thong (not horse shoe) toss.
When you turn down the lights, and pull the shades, who really gives a Viagra or Niagara what society thinks. Because believe you me, if you do not take this in trend advice, you will continue to max out that credit card paying for drunks and getting nothing but a Hangover and in some cases a Hand shake!" Then you are competing with thousands out there who are net frogs creeping in your faithful girl’s email.
I am slowly falling in love with someone who is 19 years older. If we were living in the 1800s (Victorian Age), society would not even blink because males dating older women or vice versa would be accepted. Even the Islamic Prophet married a widow 15 years older. When she passed way, at 40, Muhammad changed the Arab, and one sixth of the World forever. What I see in society is that men (mainly men) allow their dignity to be checked like an Orlando Magic Forward during this year’s NBA finals.
But surf the net, look for cougars, and once you start courting them, they will put to sleep quicker than Nyquil. By sleep, I don’t mean yawning lol! So far the only negative part of this cougar hunt has been my latest is more possessive than a pronoun or Wachovia with its’ loans. I think when I pass away, a Wachovia attendant will be at the funeral looking for my last car payment. Leave Wachovia and younger women alone. Listen to Kayne West’s "Drunken Hot Girls" track when he refers to "Going through too much bull@$@# looking for Drunken Hot Girls." Also older woman will cook, and assist you when you are down and destitute. I was sleeping in my car last Saturday night, and now I am driving a M-Benz!
Forget math or what you or your friends think, sign up for Colethetruth’s new dating revolution; Monogamy with an Older Woman!)
