Strange Sex laws. The way in which humans choose to please themselves sexually can vary. As far as I am concerned: People can do whatever they want to in the privacy of their own walls as long as nobody gets hurt: If all parties are of legal age (participants and watchers), mentally sound, and verbally agree, then go for it.
Frankly I prefer a monogamous relationship with my husband. There are many sex acts that just aren’t acceptable, and some that I wouldn’t consider a sex act. With this in mind I just dug up some very strange and quiet humorous sex laws within the United States of America.
Let’s start with Florida, the state that I live in. You may not kiss your wife’s breast. Oral sex is illegal. It is considered an offense if you shower naked. Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town. (Usually to Washington, D. C.) When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. Having sex with a porcupine is ILLEGAL! Don’t do it!
Next, let’s look at Utah. A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is not considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
Nevada is the next state. "It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session." In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. In New York a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
The last place is Washington D.C., I didn’t know that they had any laws there. The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). Well I sure hope that the police do not find me. When vacationing in any of the above states , please have sex with caution!
