So, you want to celebrate Valentine’s Day with little to no money? Either you’re broke, cheap, or just wise, but any wise this Valentine’s Day gift suggestion list is here to help you. Put these Valentine’s Day gift suggestions into a “coupon” format to make it really fun. For a really nice flair, present them on Valentine’s Day, but let your partner redeem them whenever they wish.
Top five Valentine’s Day gift suggestions for men who are broke number five:
Housekeeping/ Running errands
Cleaning up after the kids/pets, catching up laundry, cleaning the bathrooms, cooking lunch, answering the phone, and looking good in sweatpants could be the gift of the day to your sweetie. Taking care of the mundane might allow for some good boob-tube time, bath-time, or at least “me-time,” for them, not you.
Top five Valentine’s Day gift suggestions for men who are broke number four:
Babysitting/ Pet-sitting
Speaking of cleaning up after the kids: How about giving your love a night of shopping, catching up with girlfriends over a drink, or maybe just getting to finally catch a re-run of “Sex In The City?” Baby-sitting/Pet-sitting could be just the break needed by any parent in America today. Most people are amazed how nice a little adult talk can help.
Top five Valentine’s Day gift suggestions for men who are broke number three:
Back-rubs/ Foot-rubs
What can‘t be said good about a nice, gentle, loving back, or foot rub? Done properly, guys, you can send her to the moon and back tonight! Just remember to begin the back-rub, not like an fumbling yak, but with a light, gentle, lilting stroke of just the fingertips first. Oil helps. Ask any beautician for their favorite aromatherapy scents. Baby oil is crucial. If she’s ugly, wear gloves but, honor your coupon.
Top five Valentine’s Day gift suggestions for men who are broke number two:
Cook dinner/Dessert
Even the poorest of men can spring for sausage gravy fixing’s, and a can or to of Pilsbury “Grands,” for a biscuits and gravy dinner followed up by some coconut pie. Dinner with someone you really love, especially when there’s plenty of mutual feeding happening, can be one of the most memorable parts of a Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Surprisingly, Paula Deen recipes seem the most erotic. Cook generously with love.
Top five Valentine’s Day gift suggestions for men who are broke number one:
All of the above!
Who wouldn’t love an entire gift coupon booklet with one of each of the previous suggestions? Your Valentine’s Day is going to bring you much joy this year because of all the love you’ll be giving back-even when you’re broke this year! Keep Valentine’s Day!
